1win customer support: “Please wait 72 hours sir” Me after 72 hours: still waiting My ancestors: “We waited 400 years for freedom, you can’t wait 3 days for ₦8,000?” We’re not back. We never left the lobby screen. 😭🪦 UID: 346834457

Me at 3:17 AM in Benin City: “Last ₦2,000… one more 1win accumulator to flip life forever 😤” 1win after 3 days: “Withdrawal request received ✓ Status: Processing (estimated time: 3–7 business centuries) Current balance: ₦0.84 (from that one accidental cashback in 2023)” cut to that depressed loading skeleton meme just sitting there with cobwebs Me explaining to my landlord why rent is late: “Bro it’s not me, it’s 1win… they’re still verifying if I’m worthy of my own money 💀” Bank alert at 4 AM: “Dear customer, your account has received… 47 kobo motivational credit 1win says: ‘Small small, we dey come’ 😭🔥” UID: 346834457

Me at 2am: “just one more bet to recover losses” 1win: “congratulations! +0.47₦” My soul: “we’re so back” My bank account: “we were never there to begin with” 😭 1win UID: 346834457

joke: “When your withdrawal request on 1win is ‘processing’ for 47 hours straight” zooms in on guy staring at loading screen “bro really out here gambling whether the money or his sanity comes first 💀” 1win UID: 346834457